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  1. In a world…
  2. …where fandom is family…
  3. …one nonprofit…
  4. …armed with nothing but folding tables…
  5. …and a frankly unreasonable number of colours…
  6. Glint, off-screenIt’s seven. There are seven.
  7. …dared to stay after the con…
  8. …and fold the chairs.

PrismaCorp Studios presents

The Prisma Cinematic Universe

Every colour. Every story. Every single volunteer.

Coming soon to a browser near you. (You’re already in it.)

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With sound, if your sound is on. Captions are always on, because the narrator mumbles.

From the studio that brought you a desktop in a browser……a profile page from a certain era of the internet……and a website that is just the facts…comes the exact same nonprofit, with considerably more lens flare.

  • Grossed7 coloursworldwide, in every browser
  • RuntimeOne con weekendplus teardown
  • Starring1 prismand The Crew
  • Lens flaresTastefulwe checked twice
  • SequelsYesPhase Three happened. Phase Four is a whiteboard.
  • Ticket stubs12collect them all (this browser only)

Box office figures are in-universe jokes, not real numbers. No colours were actually grossed.

The slate

Every corner of the PrismaCorp site is a film. Some of them are serious. Most of them are not. All of them are free.

Phase One

The originals. The surfaces that started it all.

  • PrismaCorp Studios presents

    Now showing

    PrismaOS

    The desktop is only the beginning.

    PCU ratedDfor Desktop

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    The Standard

    No tricks. No windows. Just the facts.

    PCU ratedAfor Accessible

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    PrismaSpace

    Thanks for the add.

    PCU ratedRfor Rawr

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    Run to 404

    The page is out there.

    PCU ratedJfor Jump

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    Paint

    Every stroke has a story.

    PCU ratedFfor Fan art

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    Light Lab

    White light goes in. Everything comes out.

    PCU ratedSfor Spectrum

Phase Two

The multiverse. Same PrismaCorp, very different energy.

  • PrismaCorp Studios presents

    New release

    PrismaCorp Industries™

    Synergy has never been this wholesome.

    PCU ratedCfor Corporate

  • PrismaCorp Studios presents

    New release

    Home Page '98

    Under construction. Forever. (Not literally.)

    PCU ratedGfor Guestbook

  • PrismaCorp Studios presents

    New release

    PrismaQuest

    Glint has joined the party.

    PCU ratedEfor Everyone (in the party)

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    As Seen On TV

    But wait — there’s more.

    PCU ratedOfor Operators standing by

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    Prismapedia

    This article is a stub. You can help.

    PCU ratedWfor Wiki

Phase Three

Somebody started a spreadsheet. It got out of hand.

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    Volunteer Orientation (1987)

    Please be kind, rewind.

    PCU ratedTfor Tracking

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    The Glinties

    Everyone is nominated. Glint is the host.

    PCU ratedAfor Acceptance speech

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    THE UNFOLDED

    Some chairs were never meant to be set up.

    PCU ratedSfor Spooky (mildly)

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    A Very Con Christmas

    They came home for the holidays. They stayed for the folding chairs.

    PCU ratedCfor Cozy

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    Who Folded the Chairs?

    A true(ish) crime podcast in six episodes.

    PCU ratedPfor Podcast

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    The Confessional

    Reality TV, but everyone is nice about it.

    PCU ratedRfor Reality (sort of)

Phase Four

Coming soon. Allegedly. None of these exist, which has never stopped a studio before.

  • THE UNFOLDED 2: Refolded

    This time, they’re stackable.

    PCU rated U for Unnecessary sequelRelease: after teardown

  • Glint & Glint

    Glint’s stunt double finally gets a line. The line is “also Glint”.

    PCU rated D for DoubleRelease: twice

  • Lanyard

    One badge. One lanyard. Nobody knows who’s holding the other end.

    PCU rated L for LanyardRelease: when someone finds the other end

  • PrismaOS: Safe Mode

    A thriller in sixteen colours.

    PCU rated B for BootRelease: after the next restart

  • Teardown

    The con is over. The real work begins. Running time: until the van is packed.

    PCU rated T for TeardownRelease: Sunday, late

  • The Spreadsheet

    Based on the true story of the spreadsheet that started Phase Three. It has a second tab now.

    PCU rated C for ColumnsRelease: pending a pivot table

Phase Four titles are jokes. Please do not pre-order a spreadsheet.

Continuity department

The PCU Universe Map

Every film is connected. Mostly by folding chairs. Point at a star (or Tab to it) to see how; press it to go there.

PrismaOSThe StandardPrismaSpaceRun to 404PaintLight LabIndustries™Home Page ’98PrismaQuestAs Seen On TVPrismapediaOrientation ’87The GlintiesTHE UNFOLDEDCon ChristmasWho Folded…?The ConfessionalPrismaOSThe StandardPrismaSpaceRun to 404PaintLight LabIndustries™Home Page ’98PrismaQuestAs Seen On TVPrismapediaOrientation ’87The GlintiesTHE UNFOLDEDCon ChristmasWho Folded…?The Confessional

Hover or Tab to a star. The Continuity department will explain. (It’s PrismaOS. It was asleep.)

Every known connection, in words

The critics are speechless

(They were speech-adjacent. Every critic below lives on this website.)

  • WinnerGlint’s Choice AwardGlint was the only judge
  • Official selectionThis very websiteSelected by us
  • Best use ofSeven coloursUncontested

  • “A triumph. I laughed, I cried, I got rainbow on everything.”

    — Glint

  • 7 colours out of 7

    “Two thumbs up. I don’t have thumbs.”

    — Light Lab

  • “I made a badge about it. Then a badge about the badge.”

    — Badge Maker

  • “Every frame a painting. I would know. I painted them.”

    — Paint

  • “Breathtaking. I blinked in every single shot.”

    — Photo Booth

  • “I have opened a lot of windows. This is my favourite one.”

    — PrismaOS

  • “Couldn’t see the screen. We were folding chairs. Heard it was great.”

    — The Crew

  • “Everyone sat on me. Nobody thanked me. I have never felt more seen.”

    — The Folding Chair

Behind the scenes

The real stars carry the folding tables.

Every film in the PCU is made by The Crew: volunteers. They carry the banner, staff the table, keep the lights on, and fold the chairs after the con. No headshots required.

The casting call is always open, and the application is real.

Answer the casting call

Box office

Tickets are free. Popcorn is a donation.

Every film in the PCU is free to watch, forever. If you’d like to keep the lights on behind the screen, the popcorn stand is a real donation to PrismaCorp, a real nonprofit for the fandom community.

Buy popcorn (it’s a donation)

The popcorn is metaphorical. The donation is not.

The stub wall

Collect every ticket stub.

Visit a film and its stub lands here (in this browser only — we don’t keep a list). Collect all 12 and the finale unlocks.

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The grand finale

Everyone. On one stage.

Collect every stub to unlock the finale. You have 0 of 12.

Behind this curtain: the whole cast, a theme tune, the biggest end credits in the PCU, and something we are contractually forbidden to call a secret ending. (It’s a secret ending.)

See which stubs you’re missing

Please remain seated.

There is a post-credits scene. There is always a post-credits scene.

Roll the credits

End credits

Scroll to roll. Nobody is going to roll them for you. That’s not how we do things here.

PrismaCorp Studios
presents

The Prisma Cinematic Universe

Starring

Glint
Glint
Glint’s stunt double
also Glint
Light Lab
Light Lab
Badge Maker
Badge Maker
Paint
Paint (still drying)
Photo Booth
Photo Booth (flash on)
The Desktop
PrismaOS

Crew

Directed by
everyone who showed up
Best Boy
The Crew
Best Girl
The Crew
Best Everyone
The Crew
Key Grip
The Crew (also holds the keys)
Gaffer
The Crew (and the gaffer tape)
Folding Chair Coordinator
The Crew
Catering
whoever brought the snacks
Craft Services
see Catering

Departments

Colour Grading
Light Lab (seven passes)
Continuity
PrismaOS (allegedly)
Visual Effects
CSS
Practical Effects
also CSS
Accessibility
The Standard (non-negotiable)
Original Score
the hum of the projector (now with BRAAAM)
Dead Silence
two seconds, recorded live
Phase Three
a spreadsheet that got out of hand
Filmed on location in
your browser

Special thanks

Special thanks
you, for reading the credits

No pixels were harmed in the making of this universe.

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. The nonprofit is real.

PrismaCorp Studios is not a real studio. Please do not send us scripts.

Don’t leave yet.

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